*my mom calls ur mom* hi i just called to tell you that your son didnt reblog my sons selfie? um no lorraine. you listen here, if you want to come to my tupperware party you better get your son in check. also your blueberry cobbler should not have won the state fair competition. goodbye lorraine.
when I was shopping today with my mom, we ran into one of her ex-coworkers and he introduced himself and shook my hand and was really friendly and he and mom talked for a bit, and then after he walked away, my mom said ”He got fired because he killed three people.” and I was kinda spooked for like the next 5 minutes until I remembered my mom is a surgeon
The worst, most ridiculous thing happened to me last month. It put me in a terrible situation. I can’t stop being sad. Things just won’t get better. It really sucks. I don’t see it ever getting better. It’s just this neverending wave of sadness that I can’t fix.