February 2012
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Leaving in bit to go stalk Blake Shelton. Well,...
I apologize for my tumblr absence. I know you all will miss me so.
Blake, I’m coming for you.
Who wants to make out with me tonight?
Okay, I’m fine with that.
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Tumblr refuses to let me have titles in a text posts.
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I bought this same exact shirt today just so I could match Conan. You are now jealous because you don’t match Conan. I even introduced Damian Marley and Nas.
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I guess I should get off the internets before I...
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If I tweet a guy every day for a year, will he...
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They play a Childish Gambino song on almost every...
I always get excited when I hear it.
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Lana Del Rey just beat Foster The People AND Bon...
I CAN’T DEAL WITH THIS ANYMORE.
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I love Coldplay, but damn Arctic Monkeys were...
Go get them, Alex.
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Before we start the broadcast tonight, I just want to address my recent absence...
– STEPHEN COLBERT, opening the Feb. 20, 2012 edition of The Colbert Report, after returning from a two-day hiatus during which he tended to his ill mother.
He ended the monologue by saying “Confidential to a lovely lady,” before making an apparent gesture of support to his mom.
(via inothernews)
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misterfishy:
zombie apocalypse, makes babies
Wakes up alone in a deserted city, finds family 2 days later
escapes death, gets naked with wife
conflict arises, eye-fucks the camera
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Yep, I'm watching a French movie just because Jean...