• What I said: Watch this show it's really good
  • What I meant: For the love of God please watch this I need friends who understand my pain I need someone to talk about it with that hasn't heard all my opinions a billion times please I am begging you

the things I would do to kevin spacey are probably best left unsaid.

I just caught up on House of Cards and now I don’t know what to do with my life.

tete-pownshend:

bobbydarin:

I’m making a list of songs that describe my feelings about boys

way ahead of you

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rbbxrs:


that is me.
that is alex turner.
that is alex turner and me.

rbbxrs:

that is me.

that is alex turner.

that is alex turner and me.

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teuf-spyder:


Cold Dead Hands

"This gun was recovered from the bank robbers in Stockton California, who took hostages and sprayed bullets at police, ending in the death of an innocent person before two of the criminals were killed themselves.
Now, this gun MUST be imaginary. It can’t exist! California bans “assault weapons”, and while AR’s can be made compliant under certain circumstances with bullet buttons and low cap mags, AK’s generally cannot, although I’ve seen attempts to reconfigure the mag release or even put a cage around it. Bottom line, this gun is not legal in California.
It’s almost as if, even if there’s a law preventing law abiding citizens from buying a gun, criminals might still find a way to get one anyway. Shocking! - Metal Law”

teuf-spyder:

"This gun was recovered from the bank robbers in Stockton California, who took hostages and sprayed bullets at police, ending in the death of an innocent person before two of the criminals were killed themselves.

Now, this gun MUST be imaginary. It can’t exist! California bans “assault weapons”, and while AR’s can be made compliant under certain circumstances with bullet buttons and low cap mags, AK’s generally cannot, although I’ve seen attempts to reconfigure the mag release or even put a cage around it. Bottom line, this gun is not legal in California.

It’s almost as if, even if there’s a law preventing law abiding citizens from buying a gun, criminals might still find a way to get one anyway. Shocking! - Metal Law”

(via onlygodardforgives)

karengilian:

misscherrylikesitdirty:

I think I might have broken my finger reblogging this. 

EVERYONE TAKE A MINUTE TO JUST APPRECIATE THE FACT THAT DONALD GLOVER EXISTS AND KNOWS WHAT THE FUCK IS UP

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Album Art
Jealousy in technicolor

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ArtistArctic Monkeys
TitleThat's Where You're Wrong

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mamalovebone:

need a sex tip? Cosmo says fuck a donut. fuck a donut. just fuck the fucking donut you fucking piece of shit. fuck you

mamalovebone:

need a sex tip? Cosmo says fuck a donut. fuck a donut. just fuck the fucking donut you fucking piece of shit. fuck you

(via britney-fears)

mightyflower:

to quote hamlet act III scene iii line 92, “no”

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