splantamello:

beeswarm17:

karkat-san:

karkat-san:

Why was Oedipus against profanity?

Because he kisses his mother with that mouth.

I’m getting really tired of these motherfucking jokes.

wait

(via ma-surfboard)

kittygoesnomnom:

what’s really amazing to me is that people are so afraid of body hair on women that even in a shaving commercial they won’t show a hairy leg. they demonstrate the razor by shaving a hairless leg. they show their product being completely useless instead of showing leg hair. it’s just crazy

(via vagina-itch)

cosbyykidd:

hotelmario:

yungbiochemist:

Kush entirely too fucking loud




#zooted

cosbyykidd:

hotelmario:

yungbiochemist:

Kush entirely too fucking loud

#zooted

(via vagina-itch)

hodak:

whowasminein99:

this will be my child

#preach

(via vagina-itch)

japhers:

folwer:

but its important

IM SORRY BUT IM DYING THEY LOOK LIKE A BOY BAND

japhers:

folwer:

but its important

IM SORRY BUT IM DYING THEY LOOK LIKE A BOY BAND

(via wakaflockajay)

plantvibes:

"The heart is not like a box that gets filled up; it expands in size the more you love." 
Her (dir. Spike Jonze, 2013)

plantvibes:

"The heart is not like a box that gets filled up; it expands in size the more you love." 

Her (dir. Spike Jonze, 2013)

(via rhyse)

"Breaking bad Walter White tattoo"

smilefor-medarling:

Some of these are so awkward, and some are great, and there’s that one with the dad that’s just 100% heartbreaking.

(via tyleroakley)

I’ve been in college for almost four weeks now and I still haven’t found a nice older man boyfriend.

"I like to feel like a seven year old who’s allowed to dress themselves for the first time or something"

(via beckbeckbennett)

lolshtus:

You’re A Hazard, Harry

lolshtus:

You’re A Hazard, Harry

(via vagina-itch)