Confessions of a complete dork with a laptop & internet access.
The Tumblr page for my obsessions and whatever else I want. My obsessions include; Music, Comedy, Jimmy Fallon, Anderson Cooper, Arctic Monkeys, Stephen Colbert, Jean Dujardin, Colin Firth, Blake Shelton, and John Mayer.
About Me: My name is Savannah, I'm 16 years young, and I enjoy a good waffle. I'm a dork who plays golf and loves politics. I play guitar, drums, and piano. John Mayer is my idol and biggest inspiration. My dream is to be a successful musician, although, I want to do everything. I'm a huge fan of Arctic Monkeys, Oasis, Foster The People, Coldplay, Childish Gambino, Hall & Oates, Michael Bublé, Kings of Leon, Bon Iver, James Morrison, Jack White, Josh Turner, Luke Bryan, The Lonely Island, ect. I love Late Night with Jimmy Fallon, The Colbert Report, Anderson, Community, and Saturday Night Live very much. I love many comedians, including but not limited to; Bo Burnham, Steve Martin, Joel McHale, Donald Glover, Conan O'Brien, SNL cast, Ricky Gervais, and Steve Carell. So there's my life for you in a ridiculously long bio. Now you're too tired to look at the rest of my blog.Stephen Colbert is the only man to be recognized as one of Maxim’s Hot 100…and he’s #69.
Well, he does look surprisingly good as a woman…
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Stephen Colbert is number 69 on Maxim's HOT 100 List
A pioneer and patriot, the only man on the historic list.
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A shout-out to admin favorite and American hero Sir Dr. Rev. Stephen T. Mos Def Colbert, D.F.A., who turned 48 years old today.
Happy birthday sir, may it be full of joy, family, and kittens.
~D
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In my experience, you will truly serve only what you love. Because service is love made visible. If you love friends, you will serve your friends. If you love community, you will serve your community. If you love money, you will serve your money. And if you love only yourself, you will serve only yourself, and you will have only yourself. So, no winning. Instead, try to love others, and serve others and hopefully find those who will love and serve you in return.
Happy Birthday, Sir Dr. Stephen T. Mos Def Colbert, D.F.A.!
Oh my gosh, Stephen Colbert is Jimmy Fallon’s first guest next Friday on LNJF.
Jack White is the only person who can throw Stephen off in an interview.
Jack should be on the show every week. The interviews are gold.
Of course, all of us should be honored to be listed on the TIME 100 alongside the two men who will be slugging it out in the fall: President Obama, and the man who would defeat him, David Koch.
Give it up everybody. David Koch.
Little known fact — David, nice to see you again, sir.
Little known fact, David’s brother Charles Koch is actually even more influential. Charles pledged $40 million to defeat President Obama, David only $20 million. That’s kind of cheap, Dave.
Sure, he’s all for buying the elections, but when the bill for democracy comes up, Dave’s always in the men’s room. I’m sorry, I must have left Wisconsin in my other coat.
I was particularly excited to meet David Koch earlier tonight because I have a Super PAC, Colbert Super PAC, and I am — thank you, thank you — and I am happy to announce Mr. Koch has pledged $5 million to my Super PAC. And the great thing is, thanks to federal election law, there’s no way for you to ever know whether that’s a joke.
By the way, if David Koch likes his waiter tonight, he will be your next congressman.
Colbert went totally Colbert on his fellow TIME 100 honorees the other night. Read the full speech here. You’ll be glad you did.
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Stephen Colbert will be a guest on Live! With Kelly on Tuesday, May 8th!
He’ll also be a guest on David Letterman next Thursday, May 3rd!
